The Prestige, 2006, Christopher Nolan.
Randal Graves: Why haven’t you fucked Myra yet?
Elias: Well, we can’t because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the fuck’s Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll who lives in her pussy.
[Randal stares]
Elias: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: Duh. You know how every girl’s parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: …Sure.
Elias: Well Myra’s is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says if I put my… thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants gets peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You’d know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have already if it wasn’t for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn’t it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.
Elias: Well, we can’t because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the fuck’s Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll who lives in her pussy.
[Randal stares]
Elias: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: Duh. You know how every girl’s parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: …Sure.
Elias: Well Myra’s is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says if I put my… thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants gets peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You’d know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have already if it wasn’t for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn’t it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.
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my favourite movies (no particular order) → The Departed (2006)
“Just fucking kill me. Just fucking kill me. I’m killing you”.
Neve Campbell as Ellen Minnola, Ron Livingston as Richard Clayton/Menure, Danny Devito as Frank Menure, & Kathy Bates as Agnes Menure in Relative Strangers.
60 Favorite films of all time.
#11B-The Departed.
Directed by Martin Scorsese. Writen by William Monahan. Story by Felix Chong & Alan Mak. Starring:Leonardo Dicaprio, Matt Damon, Mark Wahlberg, Jack Nicholson, Martin Sheen, Vera Farmiga, Anthony Anderson, Alec Baldwin, Kevin Corrigan, & Ray Winstone. Released:2006.
